Old Faithful

This was my third visit to Yellowstone National Park. (The previous ones were in 2005 and 2012.) Each time, the park's most famous natural feature went off within five minutes of my arrival. You see, Old Faithful and I, we have a thing, an understanding if you will.

I think what goes on is this: while we're parking the car other visitors are gathered, impatiently checking their watches. Meanwhile the geyser is sitting quietly, thinking to itself:

"Yo! Chill, dudes. I'm just waiting for my homeboy Westley to show up. Then I'll put on a show."

It works every time.